Monthly Archives: January 2010

Flexicon: Abbrevs

Flexicon: Abbrevs

If you're anything like the average modern college student, you don't have time to waste on syllables. You're trying to finish a text to Kevin while walking to class and explaining to your bestie how you might still be in love with the guy who cheated on you sophomore year. That's where...

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I Hate The Internet: Craigslist

I Hate The Internet: Craigslist

The internet is a double-edged sword. On one hand, it helps to connect people who might otherwise be alone in the world (people who believe themselves to be dragons, for example). It helps a guy in Amsterdam selling used ladies' underwear find an enthusiastic business man in Japan. It even...

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Fraternity donates couch to sperm bank

Fraternity donates couch to sperm bank

Arriving late yesterday afternoon in a rented U-Haul with a very special creamy center, the young men surprised the clinic with a couch still damp from the festivities of the previous evening. "We're pretty sure this is the jizziest couch we had," said one brother. "There are some wet spots that are still drying,...

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Frisbee team suspected of performance-enhancing drug abstinence

Frisbee team suspected of performance-enhancing drug abstinence

The Ultimate Players Association (or "UPA"), the body governing collegiate ultimate frisbee, announced at a press conference this morning that it will immediately begin investigating the Georgia Tech frisbee team for illegally avoiding marijuana smoke during the 2009 season.

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I Hate The Internet: Cats That Look Like Hitler

I Hate The Internet: Cats That Look Like Hitler

I am of course referring to that bastion of zany comedy, that creative outpost on a College-Humor-dominated landscape, catsthatlooklikehitler.com.

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