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Flexicon: Abbrevs

Flexicon: Abbrevs

If you're anything like the average modern college student, you don't have time to waste on syllables. You're trying to finish a text to Kevin while walking to class and explaining to your bestie how you might still be in love with the guy who cheated on you sophomore year. That's where...

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I Hate The Internet: Craigslist

I Hate The Internet: Craigslist

The internet is a double-edged sword. On one hand, it helps to connect people who might otherwise be alone in the world (people who believe themselves to be dragons, for example). It helps a guy in Amsterdam selling used ladies' underwear find an enthusiastic business man in Japan. It even...

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I Hate The Internet: Cats That Look Like Hitler

I Hate The Internet: Cats That Look Like Hitler

I am of course referring to that bastion of zany comedy, that creative outpost on a College-Humor-dominated landscape, catsthatlooklikehitler.com.

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Flexicon: The Football System

Flexicon: The Football System

The Football System. That's right. A sport even more worthy of becoming a sexual metaphor than one symbolized by sticks, balls, and hulking men waiting pants-less in bathroom stalls for their trainer to inject something into their butts. We've appropriated some of the best-known football lingo so that you and your...

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