Posts Tagged ‘ Science ’

Facebook slightly worse for GPA than coma, study shows

Facebook slightly worse for GPA than coma, study shows

A new study published this week by researchers at the University of Arizona shows that students engaged in mild-to-moderate coma fare better on exams than students who frequently access their Facebook accounts. "I'm not surprised," said Arizona sophomore Paul Xiao during a break from clicking through his ex-girlfriend's latest photo album. "Every time I...

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Aggressive accounting recruiters divert zombie apocalypse

Aggressive accounting recruiters divert zombie apocalypse

Few mainstream scientists believe that "zombies" (reanimated human corpses motivated only by their unearthly compulsion to ingest the flesh of the living) have ever existed outside of the low-budget horror movies that popularized them in the 1960s. Information reviewed by The Torch indicates that, on the contrary, zombies do in fact exist---and that most of...

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