Posts Tagged ‘ Stupidity ’

Unemployed, debt-ridden undergrad becomes unemployed, debt-ridden grad student

Unemployed, debt-ridden undergrad becomes unemployed, debt-ridden grad student

Louis King took advantage of his $200,000 undergraduate education not unlike most of his peers. He slept through 16th-Century German Philosophy, Pre-Columbian Pottery of Andean Peru, and the Economics of Video Games. He punctuated most weeks with keg stands and last-minute, hungover homework sessions. In short, Mr. King had the time...

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Flexicon: Abbrevs

Flexicon: Abbrevs

If you're anything like the average modern college student, you don't have time to waste on syllables. You're trying to finish a text to Kevin while walking to class and explaining to your bestie how you might still be in love with the guy who cheated on you sophomore year. That's where...

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I Hate The Internet: Cats That Look Like Hitler

I Hate The Internet: Cats That Look Like Hitler

I am of course referring to that bastion of zany comedy, that creative outpost on a College-Humor-dominated landscape, catsthatlooklikehitler.com.

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Freshman girl “so drunk” last night

Freshman girl “so drunk” last night

Emory University freshman Kelli Horne of Blue Ridge, Tennessee, was “absolutely wasted” last night, Torch reporters have unintentionally learned. The information was made available last week to any member of the press within earshot of her Saturday afternoon “breakfast” gathering at the DUC.

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Maggie’s begins scrutinizing IDs, goes out of business

Maggie’s begins scrutinizing IDs, goes out of business

Maggie's, located for 20 years in the posh Toco Hills strip mall, will officially close its doors on November 3 of this year. Among those mourning the loss of the local landmark are 4,000 Emory University undergrads, none of whom have ever patronized another bar.

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